|Pretzel of Slow Death (Epic)|
|Damage: 10 Weight: 0.1 Value: 5.95 (Aldi)|
|Target takes 100 points of salt damage if no water is found within 60 seconds.|
As I enter the mind of the mad, bad, and above all late emperor Pelagius Septim III, a familiar voice greets me:
“Yes, yes, go, leave me to my ceaseless responsibilities and burdens.” The man talking is sitting at a dinner table. As he finishes, he vanishes in a purple mist.